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Top 10 newspaper headlines from “American Dad!”
1. Optimist Drowns in Half-Full Tub – Season 1 - “Stan Knows Best”
2. Hooker Killed For Heart of Gold – Season 1 - “Francine’s Flashback”
3. Economy Turns Corner, Falls Down Stairs – Season 1 - “Roger Codger”
13 Geek-y Programmer Quotables
# An amateur built the ark and a team of engineers built the Titanic. That basically sums up why I don’t trust Microsoft products. (my personal addition)
# Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
# Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.