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Top 10 newspaper headlines from “American Dad!”
1. Optimist Drowns in Half-Full Tub – Season 1 - “Stan Knows Best”
2. Hooker Killed For Heart of Gold – Season 1 - “Francine’s Flashback”
3. Economy Turns Corner, Falls Down Stairs – Season 1 - “Roger Codger”
13 Geek-y Programmer Quotables
# An amateur built the ark and a team of engineers built the Titanic. That basically sums up why I don’t trust Microsoft products. (my personal addition)
# Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
# Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
12 Actors Whose Careers Seemed to Take Off After Appearing on Seinfeld
From Uncoached:
Seinfeld as you guys probably know by now, was/is my favorite show on television. And in addition to the many quirks and observations the show has been responsible for, I also think that it’s responsible for being the catalyst to many acting careers.
Some of these actually surprised me, but there are 12 actors that […]
The Twitter Hall of Shame: 50 Tweets That Will Echo in History
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From insidecrm.com:
Twitter is a fun Web 2.0 communications tool that allows users to deliver quick messages of 140 characters or less. The hastiness and ephemeral nature of these messages means that Twitter has become more than a communication tool — it’s a source of angry, funny and awkward messages that would […]
20 Funniest Newspaper Headlines ever
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10 Amazing URLs with Sites that Suck
From NowPublic:
In the real world, location can be everything. On the Internet, a website’s virtual location, its URL, can be just as important.
Most URLs give you exactly what you think they will. Money.com takes you to CNN’s Money page. If you’re looking for a car, go to Cars.com. Movies.com gives you all the information that […]
6 Things Rick Astley Will Never Do
How could this site be a solid blog about lists without including the ultimate Rick Astley list. In case you are wondering (I know you are), here are the six things Rick Astley will NEVER do:
He’s Never Gonna Give You Up
He’s Never Gonna Let You Down
He’s Never Gonna Run Around and Desert You
He’s Never Gonna […]
The 10 Most Sexually Unappealing Craigslist Postings
From Cracked:
Last fall, Cracked profiled ten posts on the casual encounters section of Craigslist that were so bizarre, we couldn’t help but bring them to your attention. We recently returned to the site to find more, in some cases even stranger requests for no-strings-attached nookie. Below, 10 more posts we tracked down that will […]
5 Cats that Look Like Wilford Brimley
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TOP 10 Shirts To Get Arrested In
From the Site:
6. He must have been busy…your whole life.
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