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13 Geek-y Programmer Quotables
# An amateur built the ark and a team of engineers built the Titanic. That basically sums up why I don’t trust Microsoft products. (my personal addition)
# Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
# Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
9 Dirty, Sexy, Nasty Engrish Fun
Yep, you read that correctly - it says Engrish. Engrish has been around the net for many years, and is simply various Japanese translations on products and signs. This post was inspired by the launch of Engrish Funny - the same people who brought you icanhascheezburger. This post uses a few photos from Engrish Funny, […]
Top 7 Sports Mugshots
From bannedinhollywood.com:
The Clean: NFL running back Ricky Willaims was arrested Feb. 21, 2000, for failing to sign a minor traffic ticket. Williams, driving his 1999 Hummer swerved the $80,000 truck from the far right lane to the far left lane without signaling, disrupting traffic on a three-lane street in Austin, Texas.
The Dirty: His mugshot revealed […]
The 5 Most Baffling Explosions in Movie History
From Cracked:
In Hollywood, anything can blow up. Thanks to this rule, we’ve all had to experience our fair share of explosions that, well, strain credibility a little. And then there are the ones that are just completely retarded.
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The 8 Least Impressive Guinness World Records
From Cracked:
On May 22, 2007 Katsusuke Yanagisawa became the oldest person to summit Mt. Everest. This 71 year old former school teacher has since joined the ranks of Bear Grylls and Lance Armstrong as “People Whose Achievements Invalidate Your Pathetic Existence.”
This is the stuff of a worthwhile world record, a moment highlighting the richness of […]
