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The Top 10 Ways to Get Laid for Under 10 Bucks

Posted on 18 February 2009 by admin

From Spike.com:

Getting laid can be a costly exercise. Women these days like to be wined and dined and made a fuss of before they let you get even close to scoring a home run. This doesn’t need to be the case. With economic gloom all around and a shrinking wallet, you can get laid on the cheap. By lowering your standards, checking some morals at the door, and being creative, you can get laid for under $10.

Listropolis’ Take:

I read this twenty minutes ago, and I’m still laughing. I’m sure this post has pissed a few people off, but damn it’s funny, and worth a read. The bottom line is, be a jerk, and lower your expectations.

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  • this is very interesting, could come in handy for a short of money like me. but what they say is true "you will get what you pay for"

  • When she arrives tell her your beloved childhood dog just passed away and that you needed someone to talk to, console you and share a cheap bottle of wine with.
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    When she arrives tell her your beloved childhood dog just passed away and that you needed someone to talk to, console you and share a cheap bottle of wine with.
  • nice post like this this subject is very nice chose byr writer thanks to give info and thanks to site admin and writer
  • Miaka Moto
    I Think this way is too risky for your health I would rather choose to use Sex Toys to fulfill my needs
  • Being the rebund guy usually doesn't work, if they didn't like you before, why would the like you now? Most of the time gilrs know when you are trying to get close to them, and they play it off craving just the attention. I would say becoming a chubby chaser is the easiest way to go...
  • Wow, that is really deep.....not! Any chick with an ounce of intelligence would not fall for these but I guess intelliegnce is not what a guy like this is after anyway.
  • The only reason guys would need this is to counter the legion of women who are gold diggers and want to milk us for all the money they can. How's that?
  • wow..wow this is the way.very interesting.
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  • When she arrives tell her your beloved childhood dog just passed away and that you needed someone to talk to, console you and share a cheap bottle of wine with.
  • I don't believe this kind of thoughts either!..sick people
  • only perverted people will do such things
  • I am really interested in 11 Ways to Calm Down an Angry Woman.
  • I don't believe this kind of thoughts either!
  • I’m still laughing. The Top 10 ways to get laid for under 10 bucks. nice
  • sammiha
    If a guy is broke but still can get a date, but needs to go on the cheaper side, so be it. Good for him.
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  • sammiha
    Especially the number five you will take advantage of the girls feeling just to satisfy your perversion only perverted people will do such things.
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  • sammiha
    This is ridiculous, you will do such things like being a nice guy image just to get laid.
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  • I would say it's relative like most things. If a guy is broke but still can get a date, but needs to go on the cheaper side, so be it. Good for him. But if it's a dude that's loaded and is just tight, and won't spend some money on a hot date, buzz off.
  • I would say it's relative like most things. If a guy is broke but still can get a date, but needs to go on the cheaper side, so be it. Good for him. But if it's a dude that's loaded and is just tight, and won't spend some money on a hot date, buzz off.
  • If a guy is broke but still can get a date, but needs to go on the cheaper side, so be it. Good for him. But if it's a dude that's loaded and is just tight, and won't spend some money on a hot date, buzz off.
  • I would say it's relative like most things. If a guy is broke but still can get a date, but needs to go on the cheaper side, so be it. Good for him. But if it's a dude that's loaded and is just tight, and won't spend some money on a hot date, buzz off.
  • Well...this is ridiculous, you will do such things like being a nice guy image just to get laid. Especially the number five you will take advantage of the girls feeling just to satisfy your perversion only perverted people will do such things.
  • I for one had a laugh and thought they were funny but I am sure other people will think other ways as well. Even still you got to love the mentality of some men even if you do not agree with it.
  • This is a funny post. Getting laid under $10...You can get laid for less than that if you lower your expectations!
  • This is a great list. But cheap is not something that we always look for.
  • This is ridiculous, you will do such things like being a nice guy image just to get laid. Especially the number five you will take advantage of the girls feeling just to satisfy your perversion only perverted people will do such things
  • The idea could work but the real problem is your partner. If the partner don`t agree on these adviced tips then the date could be ruined. What you say about it?
  • Wow what a scene...
  • This is ridiculous, you will do such things like being a nice guy image just to get laid. Especially the number five you will take advantage of the girls feeling just to satisfy your perversion only perverted people will do such things
  • Umm....

    There are better ways that didn't make the list for sure.
  • Good. Will try this for sure.
  • wow i really found this to be interesting. thanks for sharing

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  • I thought it was In Bagkok, very funny article.
  • The idea could work but the real problem is your partner. If the partner don`t agree on these adviced tips then the date could be ruined. What you say about it?
  • Man you should be good enough to convince your partner. The tips are pretty cool. May be i will try this when i would be run out of cash.
  • I say that if your partner is Turned ON then you even don't have to spend a cent. Just bring her over to your place and have some quality time with her................
  • The ideas given here are very good. Will try one soon........ Hope it works for me.
  • i've been the rebound guy many times. its fantastic. the things girls do with the rebound guy is way different than what they will do with a steady boyfriend
  • amazing posts and tips you ve got here !
  • OMG! I love this part: "For instance, if you know a girl who really loves dogs ring her up all sad and ask her to come over to your place. Before she arrives, it is important to look like you’ve been crying and are really upset. Try chopping an onion. When she arrives tell her your beloved childhood dog just passed away and that you needed someone to talk to, console you and share a cheap bottle of wine with. In no time she’ll be hugging you, a little drunk and asking you how she can make you feel better."..LOL, a classic!
  • #10 is my favorite! A ticket to the art exhibition is cheap and you can represent yourself as a smart person while talking about different paintings.
  • Great tips! Hopefully this will help obsessive masturbators in stopping their dick-choking habits and get out there to hook up with a real girl and be a man!
  • Another way is to go out just before clubs close. You'll find a lot of desperate lady who couldn't get laid all night!
  • lolz well the county where I belong to there are no such woman or even girls:S


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  • That is not a good idea. I would suggest that rather than selling your body, just get a loan
  • but Ed Hard Bags I think this is a cool idea:D


    Thanks and Regards.
  • With economic gloom all around and a shrinking wallet, you can get laid on the cheap!

    Thanks
  • This post makes me upset! You should never sell your body. That girl must move on with her job.
  • I think you could easily get laid if you put Brad Pitt's photo in Facebook.
  • What happens when Brad Pitt doesn't show up in real life when you agree to meet?
  • Interesting. I'm going to test them out.
  • i don't know what to express about this site, but it's so irrelevant to an educated girl to look for a cheap guy and do cheap things together with him.
  • This is a funny post. Getting laid under $10...You can get laid for less than that if you lower your expectations!
  • lolz this is what I was thinking but why would you need such tips getting a girlfriend is so easy:D


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  • I thought it was just open sacrifice and needing to show some cleavage. Now I know it's not as simple as that.
  • That is not a good idea. I would suggest that rather than selling your body, just get a loan.
  • Woah! Great tips! Those are shortcuts to score a home run, and avoid the daunting tasks of wining and dining women just to have them in bed with you. (evil laugh)
  • Be a jerk and low expectation is the best way to go for a quickie :)
    another way is to go out just before clubs close. You'll find a lot of desperate lady who couldn't get laid all night!
  • Very funny post. Made me laugh. Thanks
  • #10 is my favorite! A ticket to the art exhibition is cheap and you can represent yourself as a smart person while talking about different paintings.
  • I just wonder if a cheap date is considered to be a personal achievement for a guy?
  • I would say it's relative like most things. If a guy is broke but still can get a date, but needs to go on the cheaper side, so be it. Good for him. But if it's a dude that's loaded and is just tight, and won't spend some money on a hot date, buzz off.

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  • This is ridiculous, you will do such things like being a nice guy image just to get laid. Especially the number five you will take advantage of the girls feeling just to satisfy your perversion only perverted people will do such things
  • this article is kind of wrong from many angles, yes, sex shouldn't be about money, but making sex some kind of goal for a budget is just plain wrong
  • Why shouldn't it be? Though the archievement would be to get laid.
  • No I dont thing so I dont believe in blind and cheap dates... I prefer real dates!


    Thanks and Regards.
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